Tag: off your boss

  • “Everyone Deserves to Be Happy” by Mike Pihlman

    “Everyone Deserves to Be Happy” by Mike Pihlman

    Old fashioned David does not like change or confrontation. Stuck in a loveless, hateful, marriage to a domineering, controlling, wife, David yearns to be free and happy. His therapist suggested opening up to a new world of technology. In fact, he can start slow by, for example, replacing his mercury thermostat with a digital version. David […]

  • “Rejoice” by Mike Pihlman

    “Rejoice” by Mike Pihlman

    The Woman on the Fire Escape just offed her abusive Boss. Coworkers rejoice! This very very short story was inspired by a meme posted by Carolyn Haines on Facebook where the month you were born and the day gives you the title of a story. Mine was: Month: The Woman Day: On the Fire Escape […]

  • “Off-Your-Boss: Killer Chronicles” by Mike Pihlman

    “Off-Your-Boss: Killer Chronicles” by Mike Pihlman

    “Off-Your-Boss: Killer Chronicles” by Mike Pihlman Prologue I am average. An average engineer, albeit one with a master’s degree, an average husband, quite boring in fact,  and an average father.  A little shorter than average, a little heavier, but overall not someone you would notice in a crowd. Not someone who could write a great […]

  • “Sex Robot” by Mike Pihlman

    Boss is lonely, nasty, and vindictive. Employees are miserable. Boss loves technology and purchased the latest sex robot to take care of lonely. One day, the office techy hacked into the robot. Boss was lonely, nasty, and vindictive. Employees are happy. Another in the “Off Your Boss” series of micro-horror stories. Copyright Sept 14, 2017 […]

  • “You’re Dead” by Mike Pihlman

    “You’re Dead” by Mike Pihlman

    You are happily living your life. Walking the dog, running, hiking, laughing, crying…..living. But you are dead. Facebook said so. Damn. Copyright Nov 11, 2016. A new  “Off Your Boss” micro-horror story by Mike Pihlman. This is fiction?

  • “Nasty Woman” by Mike Pihlman

    Employees hate their relatively stupid, and very mean, Boss. Woman employee uses too many words for Boss to understand, after all, he only has a 150 word vocabulary. Trying to get his head around all those very very big words, very big words……Boss’s head explodes. Nasty woman. Happy employees. Copyright Nov 11, 2016. A new […]

  • “Ok Google” by Mike Pihlman

    “Ok Google” by Mike Pihlman

      Android just introduced spells from Harry Potter for your phone. “Ok Google lumos”…..lights the flashlight “Ok Google nox”…..turns off the flashlight “Ok Google silencio”…..silences the phone Pointing his phone at his intolerable, mean, self centered, Boss, Employee says: “Ok Google avada kadavra”…… Boss drops dead Ok,  Google! — Copyright Nov 2, 2016. A new […]

  • “The Cough” by Mike Pihlman

    “The Cough” by Mike Pihlman

    Genre: Horror The latest medical break-thru allows patients with congestive heart disease to be implanted with Internet connected heart regulators. This technology has saved countless lives while allowing the patient’s Doctors to remotely monitor their health. Each implant has it’s own specific Internet Protocol (IP) address. Boss has one such implant. Unfortunately, Boss was a […]

  • “Hot Water” by Mike Pihlman

    “Hot Water” by Mike Pihlman

    Boss owns a plumbing & heating supply company. Unfortunately, all he understands is how to scold his employees. They can never do right in his eyes. His water heater went out and Boss called Jay to fix it. The next morning, during his shower, Boss died from excessively hot water. The scolder was scalded. — […]