Old fashioned David does not like change or confrontation. Stuck in a loveless, hateful, marriage to a domineering, controlling, wife, David yearns to be free and happy. His therapist suggested opening up to a new world of technology. In fact, he can start slow by, for example, replacing his […]
The Woman on the Fire Escape just offed her abusive Boss. Coworkers rejoice! This very very short story was inspired by a meme posted by Carolyn Haines on Facebook where the month you were born and the day gives you the title of a story. Mine was: Month: […]
“Off-Your-Boss: Killer Chronicles” by Mike Pihlman Prologue I am average. An average engineer, albeit one with a master’s degree, an average husband, quite boring in fact, and an average father. A little shorter than average, a little heavier, but overall not someone you would notice in a crowd. […]
Boss is lonely, nasty, and vindictive. Employees are miserable. Boss loves technology and purchased the latest sex robot to take care of lonely. One day, the office techy hacked into the robot. Boss was lonely, nasty, and vindictive. Employees are happy. Another in the “Off Your Boss” series […]
Husband was a cheater. Wife suffered for years, but, has had enough. After dinner one night, Wife asked Husband if she could put nuts in the disposal. “Yes” replied Husband Later that night…..nuts went in the disposal. Wife disappeared. — Another in the “Off Your Boss” series of […]
You are happily living your life. Walking the dog, running, hiking, laughing, crying…..living. But you are dead. Facebook said so. Damn. Copyright Nov 11, 2016. A new “Off Your Boss” micro-horror story by Mike Pihlman. This is fiction?
Employees hate their relatively stupid, and very mean, Boss. Woman employee uses too many words for Boss to understand, after all, he only has a 150 word vocabulary. Trying to get his head around all those very very big words, very big words……Boss’s head explodes. Nasty woman. Happy […]
“Dark times lie ahead of us and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is right.” -Albus Dumbledore Not much more to say than what has already been said except that, it is time to continue do what is right…..for […]
Android just introduced spells from Harry Potter for your phone. “Ok Google lumos”…..lights the flashlight “Ok Google nox”…..turns off the flashlight “Ok Google silencio”…..silences the phone Pointing his phone at his intolerable, mean, self centered, Boss, Employee says: “Ok Google avada kadavra”…… Boss drops dead Ok, Google! […]
Genre: Horror The latest medical break-thru allows patients with congestive heart disease to be implanted with Internet connected heart regulators. This technology has saved countless lives while allowing the patient’s Doctors to remotely monitor their health. Each implant has it’s own specific Internet Protocol (IP) address. Boss has […]
Husband is a techy-nerd and abuser. Wife has a plan to finally get out of this relationship. While Wife is on a business trip to Hawaii, Husband’s birthday arrives, and so does a package. A birthday present!
Dateline: October 24, 2015 (Kristen’s 24th Birthday) Background: Author Kelli Stanley scheduled a presentation at 10 AM on Treasure Island, San Francisco. For 5 years, we have been trying to meet, but, something always got in the way. Today, both of our plans matched up. I was excited […]
Boss owns a plumbing & heating supply company. Unfortunately, all he understands is how to scold his employees. They can never do right in his eyes. His water heater went out and Boss called Jay to fix it. The next morning, during his shower, Boss died from excessively […]
Wife wanted her abusive husband dead. Rather than killing him with a gun, or knife, she read this report that GMO altered grains could kill him. Husband loved cereal. Husband is dead. — Copyright July 2, 2014 by Mike “TracyReaderDad” Pihlman. This is fiction, I think.
Introduction: Standing in line last night at the Brantley Gilbert concert in Stockton, CA we met a couple of really cool people. This idea came from one of them. It was a GREAT concert! —- Young Woman screams at the Brantley Gilbert concert. Man standing in front of […]