Category: Mike Pihlman

“Sex Robot” by Mike Pihlman

Boss is lonely, nasty, and vindictive. Employees are miserable. Boss loves technology and purchased the latest sex robot to take care of lonely. One day, the office techy hacked into the robot. Boss was lonely, nasty, and vindictive. Employees are happy. Another in the “Off Your Boss” series […]

“Nuts” by Mike Pihlman

Husband was a cheater. Wife suffered for years, but, has had enough. After dinner one night, Wife asked Husband if she could put nuts in the disposal. “Yes” replied Husband Later that night…..nuts went in the disposal. Wife disappeared. — Another in the “Off Your Boss” series of […]

Election 2016

“Dark times lie ahead of us and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is right.” -Albus Dumbledore Not much more to say than what has already been said except that, it is time to continue do what is right…..for […]

“Ok Google” by Mike Pihlman

  Android just introduced spells from Harry Potter for your phone. “Ok Google lumos”…..lights the flashlight “Ok Google nox”…..turns off the flashlight “Ok Google silencio”…..silences the phone Pointing his phone at his intolerable, mean, self centered, Boss, Employee says: “Ok Google avada kadavra”…… Boss drops dead Ok,  Google! […]

“The Cough” by Mike Pihlman

Genre: Horror The latest medical break-thru allows patients with congestive heart disease to be implanted with Internet connected heart regulators. This technology has saved countless lives while allowing the patient’s Doctors to remotely monitor their health. Each implant has it’s own specific Internet Protocol (IP) address. Boss has […]