"Wrong Way Email" by Mike Pihlman
Review time is approaching. Boss sends an email to Director stating that George (same last name as Director) will be let go in a month.
George is just not working out. Although he is creative and does his job well, he just does not take sh– from Boss, and Boss hates that. Boss wants yes people. No people have no jobs.
Only one problem. George, ex-Navy SEAL, gets that email.
Boss has an assigned parking space that no one, absolutely no one dares park in. A good thing. For them.
Today Boss pulls in and sees a new sign stuck in the ground “BOSS Parking”. Pleased, he pulls in and is instantly vaporized.
“BOSS Parking” covered the words “Front Towards Enemy”.
George got a raise and a promotion into a recently vacated position.
Copyright Mike “TracyReaderDad” Pihlman, March 31, 2010. This is a work of fiction.